You Know You’re a Sherlock Fan When…

  • Someone says, “I was just pulling your leg,” and you retort with “DAMN MY LEG!!!”
  • You find yourself trying to “deduce” things about the people around you
  • “THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO!” is a suitable answer for most questions.
  • You have set someone, or everyone’s text tone to Irene’s moan
  • You take your coffee “black, two sugars”
  • It’s God-tiss, not Gatiss, and MOFFAT!!! not Moffat.
  • Cab drivers perpetually give you the creeps
  • When worst comes to worst in an argument, “F*CK YOU I WON A BAFTA!!!”
  • Your ringtone is “Stayin’ Alive” 
  • You’re always out of milk and jam
  • If you’re into that sort of thing, you always “start with the riding crop”
  • You’re considering naming one of your future children “Hamish”
  • Rihanna’s song, “Umbrella” makes you think of Mycroft
  • You gauge the difficulty of work you’re doing by how many nicotine patches it hypothetically would take to finish (ex. “This is a 2-patch programming assignment.”)
  • All of your purple shirts have been dubbed “purple shirts of sex”
  • You say “laterz” more often then just “bye”
  • Since 2010, you’ve have a steady increase in the amount of jumpers you own
  • Whenever there’s a problem in England, you know it’s because Mrs. Hudson left Baker Street
  • You have a goal of stealing an ashtray from Buckingham Palace
  • “SHER” is the password for your phone
  • You duck and cover if someone mentions the “Vatican Cameos”
  • Anything and everything you dislike is “not your division”
  • You plan on seeing The Hobbit simply because Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch are in it
  • (last, but certainly not least) you believe in Sherlock Holmes.  Richard Brook was a fraud, Moriarty was real.  You are one of Watson’s Warriors.

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      My ringtone is the Sherlock theme song as well! xD And I’m also often about to shout “THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO!!!” and...
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      You plan on seeing the upcoming Star Trek sequel simply because Benedict Cumberbatch will be in it.
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      actually my text tone is Irene’s moan… but the vibration of my phone is too loud, so no one can here it… and I don’t...
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      Someone says, “I was just pulling...retort with “DAMN MY LEG!!!” You find yourself trying...
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      Plus evert man you see with a walking stick is huggable, no matter how creepy.
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